I have a confession to make. I am actually a complicated robot piloted by small Japanese school girls.
This is usually the pose we take every morning. Also before combat. Also before brushing teeth and eating. Also before most activities. It makes a laser fire out of my eyes so it’s somewhat practical.
Maybe some of you had your suspicions. Maybe you saw some activities that seemed out of the norm.
Maybe once at the home depot you saw me find the perfect cordless drill.
All I ask is that accept this robot into your hearts, much like the people of Tokyo did when I defeated the giant lobster that came out of the ocean. Life is difficult enough as it is, I would like to not be judged for who I am. And again, I am a giant robot with small people living inside me and making me do things.