I can still make card

Hey, I make draw.


So far so good. All lines not made of scorpions. Missing something, missing seasoning packet.


Perfect. Perfect. All lines continue to not be scorpions. Still not right. Missing… cardness.


There we are. Perfect. Scorpion free card this year. Wife will be moderately pleased unless she wanted more scorpions this year.

Interior reads:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You stuffed our baby in a dog suit
And that’s one of the many reasons I love you.

(based on true events)

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